There is a plumber at my house now who is actually... ACTUALLY ... showing off his ass crack. This is supposed to be fiction, people. This is not supposed to be a real thing.
On top of this he just called my dad and I in to show us the faucet he was fixing.
Plumber: My friend, can you take a look at this.
Us: OK
Plumber: This faucet is leaking, my friend. It's broken.
Us: OK
Plumber: My friend, I put the new pieces in but now it is leaking.
Us: Isn't that the one that was leaking before?
Plumber: Yes, my friends. Now it is leaking worse.
Us: OK....What did you want us to do? Call a plumber?
(Blank stares)
Ass crack. Ass crack. Round buttock cheeks protruding from jeans.... ASS CRACK!
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