Pun 1:
Mom: How many bottles of Syrah do we have in the box?
Me: I see two. But now we need a Que.
Mom: A what?
Me: A Que?
Mom: Why??
Me: So we can have a Que Syrah Syrah.
Pun 2:
Friend: This is the ring my boyfriend bought me for Christmas. It's a bottle opener.
Me: Is it a DeBeers?
Pun 3:
Friend: If I eat cow brains will I suck their intelligence into myself?
Me: Then you'd have a Moo opinion. But that's a Moo point.
Pun 4:
Friend: Here's a new name for our company - Political Sex Horse!
Me: I vote Neigh.
1 comment:
The moo one is my favorite because I'm doing Moot Court and my sister called it Moo Court last week.
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