Tuesday, December 16, 2008

But wait... there's more!

Find yourself in a tizzy wondering "What the hell am I doing today?" Ever forget an important meeting? Wondering when next you’re supposed to put that flea medication on your cat? Have an affinity for small pocket dogs?

Finally - something that will please your eyes, tickle your funny bone AND mind your dates - why it’s a PRINCESS KAYLENE 2009 Calendar!



Yes, you heard right! A Princess Kaylene original for the year Two-Thousand-And-Nine. Need a gift for that friend who has everything. We’re willing to bet that they DON’T have a Princess Kaylene calendar! And we’re backing that up with a no-money back guarantee!

Just think of everything that you can do with your very own Princess Kaylene 2009 calendar! Remember important holidays! Pay your bills on time! Never forget another birthday! Have a handy guide to tell you what day of the week it is! Plan out your vacation days!

As an added bonus - collect some photos shot by yours truly. Cut them out of the calendar and save them for years. Put them on your walls. Frame them for your children’s rooms.



But wait, there’s more! The Princess Kaylene calendar will not come with a certificate of authenticity nor it will be autographed by Princess Kaylene or her personal photographer. And not only that, you won’t know which photos were shot by Erin and which were hand picked by her guardians for 2009 inclusion. It’s a year-long guessing game sure to keep you entertained!

By now you’re dying to get your hands on a Princess Kaylene calendar and just want to know how to get it. It’s simple. There’s even more than one option for your purchasing pleasure.

And for all this you’d probably expect to pay nearly $45. for this once in a lifetime opportunity that will last you for a whole year. But NO! How about $30? NO! $25?? NoOoOoO! The Princess Kaylene calendar can be yours for only $10.99!!! That’s right, only $10.99!!!

And if you don’t act now you can find something solar powered to go along with your Princess Kaylene calendar. Pesky cell phones always running out of juice? Need some more rainbows in your life? Have a pool that’s just too cold? SOLAR POWER is the way to go! See below for details.

E-commerce sites are standing by to take your orders:

Princess Kaylene Calendar on Etsy
Princess Kaylene Calendar Store
(I shot about half the pictures ... I’m a better photographer now. That was like a year and a half ago. I do not get a cut of calendar sales. NOTE - I did NOT graphically design these calendars.)

Solar Energy To Go (my mother’s website... she will be so happy if you buy something from her... but then she’ll get all cocky...NOTE - I did NOT design that site!!)


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