Puns I've made recently

Pun 1:

Mom: How many bottles of Syrah do we have in the box?
Me: I see two. But now we need a Que.
Mom: A what?
Me: A Que?
Mom: Why??
Me: So we can have a Que Syrah Syrah.

Pun 2:

Friend: This is the ring my boyfriend bought me for Christmas. It's a bottle opener.
Me: Is it a DeBeers?

Pun 3:

Friend: If I eat cow brains will I suck their intelligence into myself?
Me: Then you'd have a Moo opinion. But that's a Moo point.

Pun 4:

Friend: Here's a new name for our company - Political Sex Horse!
Me: I vote Neigh.

2009 Personal Challenge Wrap Up

For the last 3 years I've been personally challenging myself to read more books and see more movies.

Here's how I did in 2009:

Books - 18 books read. A lot lower than 2008's 27 and 2007's 34 BUT part of this is due to there being no text books to read for at least half of the year. This year's books were also probably bulkier whereas in 2007 I read a lot of graphic novels and audio books.

Movies - 67 movies watched! That's a pretty decent count but in 2008 I did 75. I still win over 2007's 45 though.

In other ventures - I wrote more fiction in 2009 but way less in general (as I didn't blog as regularly as in previous years). However I have no count on that particular venture.

But a drop in the pool...