Fred

T said Fred was having some trouble with the font color.... so I changed it to something up Fred's alley.

Ouch

Miriam just gave me a dramatic lecture about how "YOU GET TO WORK LATE! AND WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE TIRED IN THE MORNING! AND WHY? BECAUSE YOU STAY UP TOO LATE!"

And then she tweaked my ear. :(

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Yet again it is midnight... which means that yet again it is two hours after my bedtime!
Damn you, concept of time!

Brushes with celebrity

Saturday night I almost met a celebrity. We were almost introduced. We were in close proximity and I was INVITED to the event personally by the woman who was friends with this "wild and crazy" celebrity. She walked him around introducing him to people...yet my group of chatting people missed out on the intros. Probably cuz we were all chatting about whether we'd get an intro. But still... I'm friends with a chick who is adored by a celebrity! And that's pretty neat. The next day she invited me to an "incense burning" with an "incense-burner to the stars"... which I ended up backing out of because it seemed weird. (I think she thought it was weird too but it was her new boyfriend's friend's thing...) She invited the celebrity too... I don't know if he went.

Rainy...

It was an autumn day and I was walking through the Boston Public Garden twirling my umbrella in the air and whistling a happy tune while enjoying the melancholy weather when I passed an older man in a trench coat (who looks, in my memory, like the man from Prelude to a Kiss who was possessed by Meg Ryan). The older man looked at me and said:

"Hey lady - it isn't raining."

Nothing like Maria...

Maria Menounos

There's nothing quite like Maria Menounos to make me feel like a failure in life thus far.... tonight I threw pizza at the television when I saw her on a One Tree Hill ad.

That explains it...

Yesterday I found out that one of my former bosses had done the Landmark Forum. That explains why she was always giving me those empowering speeches around making phone calls! She'd say, "Pretend you're Xena." And I'd think, "Idiot! Xena didn't like talking either. That's why she had Gabrielle! Gah!"