Sunday, March 25, 2007

Riveting!

I do like to post these nonsensical spam e-mails that occasionally come attached to a picture advertising Viagra for cheap... this one was exciting!

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then heard the running footsteps as well. They thudded close, then he dropped the prints through a slot. A second hologram floated in the ordered. He is the ,one who knows what the device can do. planet named Ochaye, which is perhaps galaxy-famous for its other right beside him-and I swear that I have never seen him before. Maybe residential quarter and beyond it into a park-like countryside. Our We rolled ponderously between the buildings, nodding at the In the morning I had picked the lock on the control panel in the We go on-and you take a break. If things are going to be the same, Though we shuddered to a halt when we saw what was awaiting us. to his back. Heel punching out, a killing blow. tones . . . Not good. I worried a fingernail with my incisors. There are that pulled the two of them crashing together; their skulls bonked Reporting, our guard-guy-girl said. The Red One is unconscious.



This is almost modern poetry. Someone should publish a book.

MEANWHILE - I've come up with an awesome idea for a snack food to be sold in convenience stores. Two dilemmas - 1) I don't know how to make or market snack food. 2) The moral repercussions of making this snack food might make me not want to eat my own snack food.

Friday, March 16, 2007